haha I could be your sponsor for the Alcoholics bloody obvious.
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed by thy sport
Thy will be drunk I will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily pints
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The talent and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen.
Excellent snippets of information there - 'they're from Coventry'. Tis good to know.
Ouch. Hangover kicked in.
Did yer have a good un last night?
Oh yes. We had a house party. It was messy but very fun. And we just had the police round. We panicked. Fortunately they were just looking for witnesses to a burglary in the next street up.