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goosey_84 Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 5:53 PM |
i'm so annoyed...ups thought my office was closed today...so the christmas presents for my ten year old cousins are loaded in a trailer somewhere and won't be delivered until wednesday. a-holes. now i have to scurry, literally scurry, to target and get something so they don't feel like poo!
weak! eff you UPS! the sign on the door clearly showed "closing at 3pm on Dec 24th".... |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 6:42 PM |
You need to get a job at a travel agency, where you will meet a suave, yet witty, international type man who will take you on a trip around the world, during which you will spend time purchasing obscene amounts shoes and handbags before settling down to have a Fred Jr. While the travel agency is processing your job application, you are free to have a fling with the naked Argentinian.
See, I have it all planned for you. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:02 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: You need to get a job at a travel agency, where you will meet a suave, yet witty, international type man who will take you on a trip around the world, during which you will spend time purchasing obscene amounts shoes and handbags before settling down to have a Fred Jr. While the travel agency is processing your job application, you are free to have a fling with the naked Argentinian.
See, I have it all planned for you.
you forgot to mention a fling with Monkey !
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:05 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Turtleneck wrote: You need to get a job at a travel agency, where you will meet a suave, yet witty, international type man who will take you on a trip around the world, during which you will spend time purchasing obscene amounts shoes and handbags before settling down to have a Fred Jr. While the travel agency is processing your job application, you are free to have a fling with the naked Argentinian.
See, I have it all planned for you.
you forgot to mention a fling with Monkey !
Oh, sorry. You better do that first because you know where he is, then you can go to Argentina to search until time to start your new job at the travel agency. How's that? |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:08 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Oh, sorry. You better do that first because you know where he is, then you can go to Argentina to search until time to start your new job at the travel agency. How's that?
i'd rather flirt and have fun than work at a travel agency |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:12 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Oh, sorry. You better do that first because you know where he is, then you can go to Argentina to search until time to start your new job at the travel agency. How's that?
i'd rather flirt and have fun than work at a travel agency
How are you going to meet your suave international man? He's your Mr. Right. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:12 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Oh, sorry. You better do that first because you know where he is, then you can go to Argentina to search until time to start your new job at the travel agency. How's that?
i'd rather flirt and have fun than work at a travel agency
How are you going to meet your suave international man? He's your Mr. Right.
Bill Clinton you mean ? |
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Meridith Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:17 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Turtleneck wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Oh, sorry. You better do that first because you know where he is, then you can go to Argentina to search until time to start your new job at the travel agency. How's that?
i'd rather flirt and have fun than work at a travel agency
How are you going to meet your suave international man? He's your Mr. Right.
Bill Clinton you mean ?
ewww! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:18 PM |
Michael Bloomberg is more my thing |
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Meridith Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:23 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote:
Michael Bloomberg is more my thing
What happened to Adam Levine? Or was that someone else? |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:27 PM |
Meridith wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote:
Michael Bloomberg is more my thing
What happened to Adam Levine? Or was that someone else?
it changes all the time but they're all from The Tribe ! |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 8:12 PM |
| No, you need someone non-political. That's just trouble. Keep those standards high. Choose someone worthy of yourself. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 8:23 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: No, you need someone non-political. That's just trouble. Keep those standards high. Choose someone worthy of yourself.
oui Madame ! |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 8:28 PM |
| And the travel agent job won't be so bad. It's just a means to an end, you see. Business hours, no weekends, so you are free to be with your new man. Also easy to quit. |
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Mon 24 Dec, 2007 8:32 PM |
| I love it how Turtleneck has everything planned for you :o) |
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