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carlottarocks Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:39 AM |
ElspethOllie wrote: carlottarocks wrote: From what you remember?! Unfortunately, I can't erase the images of that movie from my head! That movie wins the award for the worst sex scene ever, the pool, ICK!
Uhh... that movie had multiple contenders for worse sex scene ever. And one for most distasteful rape scene ever. Horrible. Let me recount some classic lines...
*about to have sex*
"I'm got my period"
"Yeah, right"
"Check"
*proceeds to reach DOWN HER PANTS AND CHECK FOR HIMSELF* You know because if some chick is denying you because of Aunt Flo, you gotta check her panties... just in case
"Dancing ain't f*cking"
"It must be weird, not having anybody c*m on you."
"I've had dog food."
"You have? "
"Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow."
"I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
Yes, genius writing! And I wasn't kidding about worst sex scene...
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
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Nikki Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:39 AM |
Suuure Andrew, sure! :P That was the porn you had to wait for to finish downloading so you could listen to the Travis Man Who thing!
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I would Ebay it...but who knows where it is. I still have a lot of my barbies...but they're all naked. I put my barbie clothes in a separate box and it's been missing forever! Plus, I'd like to keep em incase I have a daughter :)
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carlottarocks Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:43 AM |
Nikki wrote: Suuure Andrew, sure! :P That was the porn you had to wait for to finish downloading so you could listen to the Travis Man Who thing!
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I would Ebay it...but who knows where it is. I still have a lot of my barbies...but they're all naked. I put my barbie clothes in a separate box and it's been missing forever! Plus, I'd like to keep em incase I have a daughter :)
Such a shame. Start diggin ;) |
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Nikki Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:43 AM |
carlottarocks wrote: ElspethOllie wrote: carlottarocks wrote: From what you remember?! Unfortunately, I can't erase the images of that movie from my head! That movie wins the award for the worst sex scene ever, the pool, ICK!
Uhh... that movie had multiple contenders for worse sex scene ever. And one for most distasteful rape scene ever. Horrible. Let me recount some classic lines...
*about to have sex*
"I'm got my period"
"Yeah, right"
"Check"
*proceeds to reach DOWN HER PANTS AND CHECK FOR HIMSELF* You know because if some chick is denying you because of Aunt Flo, you gotta check her panties... just in case
"Dancing ain't f*cking"
"It must be weird, not having anybody c*m on you."
"I've had dog food."
"You have? "
"Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow."
"I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
Yes, genius writing! And I wasn't kidding about worst sex scene...
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
I haven;t seen any of those movies! Which is probably a good thing. |
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ElspethOllie Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:44 AM |
carlottarocks wrote: http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
You know your sex scene is bad, when it beats out another scene in which the guy bangs the girl's head against the floor. I'll say it again... horrible. |
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nats Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:44 AM |
the 90`s?
things like this?
i think that is from the 80s... |
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monkey Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:45 AM |
carlottarocks wrote: ElspethOllie wrote: carlottarocks wrote: From what you remember?! Unfortunately, I can't erase the images of that movie from my head! That movie wins the award for the worst sex scene ever, the pool, ICK!
Uhh... that movie had multiple contenders for worse sex scene ever. And one for most distasteful rape scene ever. Horrible. Let me recount some classic lines...
*about to have sex*
"I'm got my period"
"Yeah, right"
"Check"
*proceeds to reach DOWN HER PANTS AND CHECK FOR HIMSELF* You know because if some chick is denying you because of Aunt Flo, you gotta check her panties... just in case
"Dancing ain't f*cking"
"It must be weird, not having anybody c*m on you."
"I've had dog food."
"You have? "
"Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow."
"I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
Yes, genius writing! And I wasn't kidding about worst sex scene...
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
i just watched it and it was one bad sex scene |
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Nikki Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:45 AM |
| Carlotta...are u my Travis friend yet? *goes to check* ...if not, I'm sendig u a request :O) |
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monkey Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:48 AM |
Nikki wrote: Suuure Andrew, sure! :P That was the porn you had to wait for to finish downloading so you could listen to the Travis Man Who thing!
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I would Ebay it...but who knows where it is. I still have a lot of my barbies...but they're all naked. I put my barbie clothes in a separate box and it's been missing forever! Plus, I'd like to keep em incase I have a daughter :)
i sent you it as an email attachment like you asked ;) |
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carlottarocks Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:49 AM |
monkey wrote: carlottarocks wrote: ElspethOllie wrote: carlottarocks wrote: From what you remember?! Unfortunately, I can't erase the images of that movie from my head! That movie wins the award for the worst sex scene ever, the pool, ICK!
Uhh... that movie had multiple contenders for worse sex scene ever. And one for most distasteful rape scene ever. Horrible. Let me recount some classic lines...
*about to have sex*
"I'm got my period"
"Yeah, right"
"Check"
*proceeds to reach DOWN HER PANTS AND CHECK FOR HIMSELF* You know because if some chick is denying you because of Aunt Flo, you gotta check her panties... just in case
"Dancing ain't f*cking"
"It must be weird, not having anybody c*m on you."
"I've had dog food."
"You have? "
"Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow."
"I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
Yes, genius writing! And I wasn't kidding about worst sex scene...
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
i just watched it and it was one bad sex scene
Too much flopping, I swear! ;) |
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Nikki Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:49 AM |
Ok...this is a new one to me, Nats! |
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monkey Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:50 AM |
carlottarocks wrote: monkey wrote: carlottarocks wrote: ElspethOllie wrote: carlottarocks wrote: From what you remember?! Unfortunately, I can't erase the images of that movie from my head! That movie wins the award for the worst sex scene ever, the pool, ICK!
Uhh... that movie had multiple contenders for worse sex scene ever. And one for most distasteful rape scene ever. Horrible. Let me recount some classic lines...
*about to have sex*
"I'm got my period"
"Yeah, right"
"Check"
*proceeds to reach DOWN HER PANTS AND CHECK FOR HIMSELF* You know because if some chick is denying you because of Aunt Flo, you gotta check her panties... just in case
"Dancing ain't f*cking"
"It must be weird, not having anybody c*m on you."
"I've had dog food."
"You have? "
"Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow."
"I used to love Doggy Chow, too!"
Yes, genius writing! And I wasn't kidding about worst sex scene...
http://in.news.yahoo.com/050929/139/60cus.html
i just watched it and it was one bad sex scene
Too much flopping, I swear! ;)
like a fish out of water |
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Nikki Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:52 AM |
monkey wrote: Nikki wrote: Suuure Andrew, sure! :P That was the porn you had to wait for to finish downloading so you could listen to the Travis Man Who thing!
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I would Ebay it...but who knows where it is. I still have a lot of my barbies...but they're all naked. I put my barbie clothes in a separate box and it's been missing forever! Plus, I'd like to keep em incase I have a daughter :)
i sent you it as an email attachment like you asked ;)
:P
Oh! So did you watch the Hills Lauren and Andrew?!? I'm sorry but that dude Gavin was not cute. But I don't really like Brody either. She has crap taste in guys. |
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carlottarocks Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:53 AM |
Nikki wrote: Carlotta...are u my Travis friend yet? *goes to check* ...if not, I'm sendig u a request :O)
You are now my Travis friend, access granted :p
I think I need some sleep, I just said "access granted". I'm a winner! |
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nats Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 2:54 AM |
Nikki wrote:
Ok...this is a new one to me, Nats!
well i dont think they exist any more (thats what i hope)
it was a spanish band/group |
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