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Re: Alfred J. Kwak
dee
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dee Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:40 PM Quote


you sure he wasn't just being friendly and propositioning you?
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
lilly
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lilly Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:41 PM Quote
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:


He wasnt being violent. He just assumed as i was British i would want to hit him.
But seriously why on earth would you choose those words to be the first thing you say to a complete stranger?


no idea. why would the first thing you do to a guy be to beat him up? ...
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:42 PM Quote
Well for one frightening moment i thought that was the case. But no lol
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:44 PM Quote
lilly wrote:
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:


He wasnt being violent. He just assumed as i was British i would want to hit him.
But seriously why on earth would you choose those words to be the first thing you say to a complete stranger?


no idea. why would the first thing you do to a guy be to beat him up? ...

Erm, i wouldnt...
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
lilly
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lilly Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:45 PM Quote
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
Well for one frightening moment i thought that was the case. But no lol


he was looking for trouble - and you were there...
Er, but why would that be typically German?
It's just typical for very strange and stupid guys...
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:48 PM Quote
lilly wrote:
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
Well for one frightening moment i thought that was the case. But no lol


he was looking for trouble - and you were there...
Er, but why would that be typically German?
It's just typical for very strange and stupid guys...


You arent getting any of this are you? He wasnt looking for trouble and i dont think its typically German.
Its just one of a few bizaree incidences ive had with Germans.
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
lilly
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lilly Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:52 PM Quote
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
lilly wrote:
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
Well for one frightening moment i thought that was the case. But no lol


he was looking for trouble - and you were there...
Er, but why would that be typically German?
It's just typical for very strange and stupid guys...


You arent getting any of this are you? He wasnt looking for trouble and i dont think its typically German.
Its just one of a few bizaree incidences ive had with Germans.


You're right, I don't get your point. It just sounds as if you had some strange encounters with Germans and judge the whole nation by them.
Never mind.
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 9:53 PM Quote
:)
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:00 PM Quote
maybe it's something in yr attitude too
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:01 PM Quote
How so? I was sitting there saying nothing.
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:02 PM Quote
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
How so? I was sitting there saying nothing.


body language
 
german jokes-just to reinforce the ol stereotype
dee
Posts: 1608
dee Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:28 PM Quote
:p


Knock, knock
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is
destroying his family

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed
 
Re: Alfred J. Kwak
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:39 PM Quote
They're brilliant....

some more German Humour...

German Pop Music

Modern Remix

and in case you're wondering where you know it from... The original was an ad for Ariston and on and on, The remix was Pepsi
 
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