Just found this song, its from the early 90s. It used to be played on GMR radio (known as Radio Manchester now) for a laugh. Used to listen to it all the time because it sums up the scallies lol. You can tell the age of it from the music. I can translate for anyone who can't understand what's going on. Lyrics shall follow...
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Well I went for a stroll just the other day,
I called in at the paper shop and what did he say?
He said pay your bill 'cause you owe 3 weeks,
If ya don't pay we're gonna break your knees.
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Talkin' to me mate the other night,
He says "ya comin' to the match 'cause there's gonna be a fight".
I says no right, I don't want a fight,
I'm off down the chippy 'cause i fancy a bite.
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
I was waitin' at the bus stop for the 105,
When this voice comes over, loud and live.
She turns to her mate she says "What's your game?
Why don't ya lend us a fag?" And what was her name?
It wasn't Elaine or Debbie or Shane,
It wasn't Kevin, it wasn't Wayne.
It was Maxine.
And what did she say?
She says "Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'"
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'
Mindin' me own in the comfort of me home,
When me peace is interupted by me tart on the phone.
She goes "Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right,
I've got the shoppin' here and it's not so piggin' light.
So get ya car round here and give us an 'and".
Shush says I, I'm very nearly canned.
She goes mad at me right, she really makes fuss,
At me helpful suggestion that she go and get the bus
Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right. I'm at ASDA's right
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right
Lend us a fag Maxine, I'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya coming down the chippy?
So I went to the pub for some fun and frollics,
This fella comes up tries to knee in the...groin.
Says "oi, you, it's your round,
It's nearly last orders so off ya pound".
Get the beer in. Double up, double up.
Get the beer in. Double up, double up.
Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right.
Lend us a fag Maxine, i'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Get the beer in. Double up, double up.
Get the beer in. Double up, double up.
Hiya, I'm at ASDA's right.
Lend us a fag Maxine, i'm gaspin'
Are ya right or what?
Are ya comin' down the chippy?
Get the beer in. Double up, double up
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
Are ya right or what?
