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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:38 PM |
my aunt just sent me this email::
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race a second time and it won again.
The headline in the local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the paper's headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. After coming to, he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day, the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The following day's headline read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
...haha...the moral being : stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be happier and live longer! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:51 PM |
| Jaysus, Mary....Goosey you have a bad influence on us all ! |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:53 PM |
| my aunts are the ones that send me these things! haha i'm just passin' it along! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:54 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: my aunts are the ones that send me these things! haha i'm just passin' it along!
you're from a mexican family ? i'm surprised coz i thought you were asian |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:55 PM |
| really? well...my best friend is korean? |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 7:56 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: really? well...my best friend is korean?
i think you're tired and new a couple of mojitos |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:00 PM |
| in the photo?? hahaha...sad to report i was quite sober! haha...anyhoo, people sometimes wonder what i am cuz i'm sort of fair-skinned but my mexican peeps always know i'm one of them! heehee.........one time a girl asked me if i was samoan! i'm a big girl but not samoan big! sheesh! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:03 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: in the photo?? hahaha...sad to report i was quite sober! haha...anyhoo, people sometimes wonder what i am cuz i'm sort of fair-skinned but my mexican peeps always know i'm one of them! heehee.........one time a girl asked me if i was samoan! i'm a big girl but not samoan big! sheesh!
I suggested drinks for now ! you're very giggly so you're probably tired.
Thought you were from Malaysia |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:04 PM |
...yes i am feeling quite giddy today...maybe because it's friday? :D
EDIT: mmmm...now i want a mojito! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:12 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: ...yes i am feeling quite giddy today...maybe because it's friday? :D
EDIT: mmmm...now i want a mojito!
oh yes !
http://www.sweet-and-savory.org/archive/images/mojito/mojito.jpg |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:14 PM |
| is it wrong that that image just made my mouth water?? haha...does that make me a lush? |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:18 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: is it wrong that that image just made my mouth water?? haha...does that make me a lush?
get drunk, find a f*ck mate and tell me how you're feeling on monday. ok ? |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:20 PM |
| here's the funny thing...i'm reading your post and "just what i needed" by the cars is currently playing on my radio! hahaha |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:21 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: here's the funny thing...i'm reading your post and "just what i needed" by the cars is currently playing on my radio! hahaha
i'm a fucking psychic |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 17 Aug, 2007 8:21 PM |
| can i come to work in yr office ? |
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