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kim2007w Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 12:27 PM |
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g.,abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 12:28 PM |
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
just the kind of thing George Bush would say ! |
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Cynthia Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 7:22 PM |
I'm a music teacher, and I'll never forget a response one of my students wrote on a quiz.
Q: What are the four families of musical instruments?
A: Woodwinds, Brass, Strings, and Concussion (!!!!)
haha :) |
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moominbadger Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 7:43 PM |
| These had me howling!!! Brilliant! :P |
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Beetlebum82 Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 9:35 PM |
one more
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megg_inc Posted Thu 27 Sep, 2007 9:38 PM |
Beetlebum82 wrote: one more
That would've made my high school much easier... |
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Yulia Nox Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 3:00 AM |
Cynthia wrote: I'm a music teacher, and I'll never forget a response one of my students wrote on a quiz.
Q: What are the four families of musical instruments?
A: Woodwinds, Brass, Strings, and Concussion (!!!!)
haha :)
hahaha
sweet :) |
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lindsey22295 Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 3:34 AM |
kim2007w wrote:
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g.,abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
These two are my favorite! |
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nats Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 4:21 AM |
Beetlebum82 wrote: one more
hahahaha brilliant!
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Ursina Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 9:20 AM |
hehehehehhe
great stuff ! just what's needed on a Friday morning in the boring office! :) |
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Beetlebum82 Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 8:12 PM |
Math can be easy....
Or can be horrible
:D
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lilly Posted Fri 28 Sep, 2007 9:11 PM |
"you get intercontinental", that's brilliant :D
the maths thing is perfect, I mean, "find x" - that's exactly what he/she did ;) . So glad I'm not going to be a teacher, though :D |
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