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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:36 PM |
got a classic one for you today....
Pauletta told one of her customers "i feel like i'm giving birth to a child. i know you don't know what that feels like because you've never had kids."
(she always describes the home loan process like a pregnancy...bugger if i know why!)
here the thing though :: Pauletta has NEVER had children of her own!! (however, she did marry a man who had five children from a previous marriage)...and she told jenny how happy she was when she had her hysterectomy because she was always afraid she'd get pregnant............
why?! why does she bless me time and again with these gems?!!?!
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Lemon Grinner Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:37 PM |
| HAhahahahahahaha what a woman. I wanna how how she got her job?! |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:40 PM |
| lol i'd find out for you but i've learned never to ask questions to pauletta....some doors you just don't want to open. |
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ricv64 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:40 PM |
| goosey , can I be president of the FRISCO chapter ? |
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nats Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:41 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: got a classic one for you today....
Pauletta told one of her customers "i feel like i'm giving birth to a child. i know you don't know what that feels like because you've never had kids."
(she always describes the home loan process like a pregnancy...bugger if i know why!)
here the thing though :: Pauletta has NEVER had children of her own!! (however, she did marry a man who had five children from a previous marriage)...and she told jenny how happy she was when she had her hysterectomy because she was always afraid she'd get pregnant............
why?! why does she bless me time and again with these gems?!!?!
ahahahahaha Pauletta is unbelievable! |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:43 PM |
ricv64 wrote: goosey , can I be president of the FRISCO chapter ?
you have my vote. However, take up the issue with Abs...founder of the club! haha |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:45 PM |
| you guys...i now have in my possession a picture of the ladies in my lovely office! hijacked it from the cork board in the breakroom....hope the scanner at home works! will keep you posted! ;D |
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ricv64 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 9:46 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: ricv64 wrote: goosey , can I be president of the FRISCO chapter ?
you have my vote. However, take up the issue with Abs...founder of the club! haha
We will crush the Parisian chapter |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:07 PM |
....and since we're discussing pauletta and the topic of children...did you know that pauletta did not watch 'superman' (the most recent one) because apparantly Lois had a child out of wedlock!!
...one of my coworkers replied "you know it's just a movie right?" |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:07 PM |
Pauletta seems to believe all the bullshit she's saying.
God bless her !
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:08 PM |
Pauletta for President !
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ricv64 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:10 PM |
| I like yer avatar abs , thats HAWT ! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:11 PM |
ricv64 wrote: I like yer avatar abs , thats HAWT !
it's a recent piccie of me |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:28 PM |
| so where are Pauletta and Jenny....pictures ??? |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 11 Oct, 2007 10:29 PM |
| i'll post it from home...hopefully. |
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