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weirdmom Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 5:46 PM |
Hubby had a gig downtown last night. We pulled up in front of the club and unloaded the drums. He went to park while I guarded the drums (no one was there yet to open the door)
While waiting a homeless man came up and recited to me his "true love poem." It featured all rhyming lines and a visit to heaven and hell to be with his love. It was...unique. After he was giving feedback to himself about his own poem (all positive), he was making sure I really understood the heaven/hell part. He then asked me, "where do you go if you're not in heaven or hell?" I wasn't quite sure what the answer was (Earth? Purgatory?) and said I didn't know. He said, "The universe! Man! Come ON!"
Uh, OK. Then he told me he got some socks for $1 and also showed me what he was holding in his hands. "I got me twleve rubbers."
(for the Brits, I am not speaking of rubbers to erase an error. I mean condoms)
He finally wandered away and not 2 seconds later this guy walked past me
This is the current manwhore on that stoopid ABC show "The Bachelor." He's from Austin and owns several bars downtown so it wasn't surprising to see him but it was still odd that this all happened in the 4 minutes I was by myself. |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 5:50 PM |
| Hahaha that's a funny 4 minutes! |
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Hanne Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 6:09 PM |
LOL that's brilliant!!! I can just imagine the whole recital thing; he's convinced that you'll be dead impressed, and you just stand there smiling and nodding.
And that guy scares me. I've never seen the show - I'm sure it's being broadcasted here at some point as well, but I refuse to watch this stuff. Anyhow, he scares me cos a) he'd be in a show like that and b) it's not natural to have eyes that blue. |
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Frenchygirl Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 6:10 PM |
| really funny night! |
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moominbadger Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 6:40 PM |
| fantastic! Much more eventful than my usual Friday night! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 6:56 PM |
The stuff that happens to you !!! haha !
Didn't you post several "It only happens to me" threads ???
Had neighbours, well teenagers left on their own with friends, who partied till 7am...needless to say i'm a wreck today |
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weirdmom Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 10:01 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Didn't you post several "It only happens to me" threads ???
I have because the universe seems to send odd things my way. Don't know why. But it amuses me.
The show is disgusting. I did watch the first episode because I love when it's the 25 ladies and they are all fawning all over him, when they know nothing about him. They always show at least two of them going, "he's the one, I just know it. I'm totally in love!" Those ones are always sent home that night. In tears. And I just laugh and laugh and laugh because my heart is cold.
Yeah he looked metro to the max. His hair had so much product in it it looked like a helmet.
I had "Pride and Prejudice" with me (rereading after several years) because I had an hour to kill while hubby was setting up drums before show where there is no one to talk to because the club is still closed. After the show my husband was tired and went home but I stayed out with some friends. Two of them wanted to go to a dance club so we found one. It was pretty cheesy and even had a stripper pole on the dance floor.
I went out to the dance floor, leaned against a column, got out the book and my cell phone to use as a light and proceeded to read. I was just curious if anyone would question this behavior. A few people were looking at me. Then my friend dared me to dance with the book under one of my arms. I started dancing all cheesy and was having a hard time not cracking up. Then I started swinging around the pole (still with book under my arm) the way a 4-year-old would.
At this point my friends all laughed so loud that I could hear them though they were 20 feet away and the music was blaring so I had to stop because I was about to fall down laughing too.
I may have also danced with a mummy (Halloween decor) after I had had a few shots. I was also dared to rub my armpits on the pole (we were trying to think of something unsexy to do on the pole). But even then my friend said guys were looking at me interested. I guess anything you do on a pole will get somebody's attention.
Abs come over so we can go out! |
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Nikki Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 10:17 PM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: Didn't you post several "It only happens to me" threads ???
I have because the universe seems to send odd things my way. Don't know why. But it amuses me.
The show is disgusting. I did watch the first episode because I love when it's the 25 ladies and they are all fawning all over him, when they know nothing about him. They always show at least two of them going, "he's the one, I just know it. I'm totally in love!" Those ones are always sent home that night. In tears. And I just laugh and laugh and laugh because my heart is cold.
Yeah he looked metro to the max. His hair had so much product in it it looked like a helmet.
I had "Pride and Prejudice" with me (rereading after several years) because I had an hour to kill while hubby was setting up drums before show where there is no one to talk to because the club is still closed. After the show my husband was tired and went home but I stayed out with some friends. Two of them wanted to go to a dance club so we found one. It was pretty cheesy and even had a stripper pole on the dance floor.
I went out to the dance floor, leaned against a column, got out the book and my cell phone to use as a light and proceeded to read. I was just curious if anyone would question this behavior. A few people were looking at me. Then my friend dared me to dance with the book under one of my arms. I started dancing all cheesy and was having a hard time not cracking up. Then I started swinging around the pole (still with book under my arm) the way a 4-year-old would.
At this point my friends all laughed so loud that I could hear them though they were 20 feet away and the music was blaring so I had to stop because I was about to fall down laughing too.
I may have also danced with a mummy (Halloween decor) after I had had a few shots. I was also dared to rub my armpits on the pole (we were trying to think of something unsexy to do on the pole). But even then my friend said guys were looking at me interested. I guess anything you do on a pole will get somebody's attention.
Abs come over so we can go out!
Can I come? ;) |
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megg_inc Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 10:21 PM |
weirdmominaustin wrote:
I may have also danced with a mummy (Halloween decor) after I had had a few shots. I was also dared to rub my armpits on the pole (we were trying to think of something unsexy to do on the pole). But even then my friend said guys were looking at me interested. I guess anything you do on a pole will get somebody's attention.
Abs come over so we can go out!
lol
I would love to party with you someday, Weirdmom, seriously! |
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heyjude Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 10:25 PM |
| i just read this thread... LOL!!! |
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weirdmom Posted Sat 13 Oct, 2007 10:39 PM |
| All y'all's is welcome!!! Triple points if you'll do dares along with me. Often it's me being a one-man show. My friend will do some but the others refuse to do anything but make suggestions. |
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