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Ursina Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 10:33 AM |
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
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Hanne Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 10:37 AM |
LMAO!!
I love it :o) |
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Ursina Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 10:57 AM |
| hehehe it had me in stitches too.... got it from Freya :) |
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paul_c Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 11:02 AM |
LMAO!!
Everyone in the internet cafe in uni is now staring at me cos i've been in convulsions of laughter for the last 3 minutes :D |
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Hanne Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 11:06 AM |
| Sent it on to some colleagues and they found it funny too :o) |
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paul_c Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 11:10 AM |
| Just sent it to my Dad. Seems like something he'd appreciate too! |
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Nikki Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 8:14 PM |
| LOL!!! Good one! :) |
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goosey_84 Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 8:18 PM |
| hahaha this was funny....but at first i thought the thread was about the 80s classic ralphie/b.b.gun movie!! also very funny! hehe |
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DAKOTA Posted Wed 17 Oct, 2007 8:21 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: hahaha this was funny....but at first i thought the thread was about the 80s classic ralphie/b.b.gun movie!! also very funny! hehe
hehehe @ the joke
And I'm with Goosey. You'll shoot your eye out! |
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