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goosey_84 Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 4:53 PM |
aunt just sent it to me...kinda cute...
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woma n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a woma n's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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SamuraiSandy Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 5:34 PM |
lol! i have to admit that i'm guilty of one or two of the above!
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 5:47 PM |
| gracias Goosey guappa |
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goosey_84 Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 5:50 PM |
SamuraiSandy wrote: lol! i have to admit that i'm guilty of one or two of the above!
hehe
lol i confess to at least three! haha |
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Fri 26 Oct, 2007 2:26 AM |
| Well, it's a little different in spanish, but I admit I use like 5 of those! *blushes* |
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Meridith Posted Fri 26 Oct, 2007 4:15 AM |
| ummm yeah, I'm guilty. |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 26 Oct, 2007 6:09 AM |
| it's really that we're all guilty of saying thanks isn't it?? lol...yeah right if we're talking honesty i think i've used all 9! LOL the sigh is like second nature now! |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 26 Oct, 2007 9:28 AM |
| That's soo true! To be honest, I use them all! And yeah, 4 is a good one! |
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