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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 11:37 AM |
A rare cat breeder is travelling through Europe and happens upon Amsterdam, where she finds a pet store advertising a extremely rare Netherland bred cat, The old lady being an expert on such things is quite amaze that she has never heard of it and also a little sceptical, but her curiousity gets the better of her so she goes into the shop and asks....
How Dutch is that moggy in the window?
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 1:37 PM |
| can't say i understand it |
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megg_inc Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 1:40 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: can't say i understand it
yeah, same here |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 1:51 PM |
Things from Holland/Amsterdam/The Netherlands are "Dutch"
Moggy is an old english slang term for a cat
How about a West Indian starts work on a building site but after about a week he's had enough of the racism all the builders are calling Wog, which he finds very offensive so he heads to the foremans office to have a word..
"Boss, I can't handle all this racism" he says,
The Boss replies "It's a building site, it's rough, let it go",
he persists "But, boss they're being really offensive they are calling me Wog",
The Boss says "That's just they're way of being friendly, There's the two Irish guys Paddy and Mick, The Scotsman over there is Mac and that guy over there is Wack, they're just trying to make you feel at home. being friendly and stuff"
"But boss, I'm deeply hurt, it's racist, and very offensive" he goes on.
"Alright I'll have a word with them" he gets up opens the door and shouts to the lads....
"OI!! Mick, Mac, Paddy, Wack leave the Wog alone!!!"
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 1:59 PM |
megg_inc wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: can't say i understand it
yeah, same here
oh nice of you to let me sound daft ! |
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megg_inc Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 2:02 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: megg_inc wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: can't say i understand it
yeah, same here
oh nice of you to let me sound daft !
excuse me? |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 2:04 PM |
megg_inc wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: megg_inc wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: can't say i understand it
yeah, same here
oh nice of you to let me sound daft !
excuse me?
I'm sure they are other ppl who didn't quite get the joke but noboby asked or made a comment !
How's the lonely twin fella ? |
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megg_inc Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 2:10 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote:
I'm sure they are other ppl who didn't quite get the joke but noboby asked or made a comment !
How's the lonely twin fella ?
Twins didn't congratulate the new Prime Minister on winning the elections because... he called them "brothers". Don't even ask. No one understands it. |
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the boy with a cryptic name Posted Sun 04 Nov, 2007 3:21 PM |
Dubz, don't worry, I get the jokes!
They are pretty crap though... (no offence... well only a bit :) ) |
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