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Hanne Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 9:28 AM |
...or is it? Just remember not to mess with me lol
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Germany and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from America. He bragged that the had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl form Denmark. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, telephone a landscaper and a house cleaner.
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Ursina Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 11:00 AM |
| hahahahahaa well Hanne you're chances are now truly gone !! :D |
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Hanne Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 11:08 AM |
Wha'? You don't think I'll be a good housewife?
lol
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 11:09 AM |
| You are now desined to be forever single. :P |
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Hanne Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 11:15 AM |
Well, Danish men know Danish women (at least to some degree) so I'm still hopeful.
But I can sure that no boardies will ever again want to come within a few feet from my reach lol
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Ursina Posted Fri 01 Jun, 2007 11:17 AM |
| awwww I'll put a good word in for ya ! |
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